It's not real

Why is it that when you miss in basketball it is called "shooting bricks"? Why in the world? Good night even if I had a gun I wouldn't shoot "bricks"! Today we were in the car (mom,I, and the bitty three) and we were talking about the school bus being yellow. In connection with the yellow thought I made this confuzling statement " The golden arches are yellow". Now for those of you who are having trouble with seeing the contradiction; how are golden arches yellow.
Most of us understand what I meant for you see that the term "golden arches" is just that, a term. But was not the term coined in connection to their color?

I get to go party all night at a friend's house with a bunch of girls. How fun is that? If you are a guy well sorry. Anyway I will be tiirrred when I get there so if will be all the more fun. Bring on he loupyness! If you were to peek in a window, say like an angel and Scrooge, you might see a gaggle of girls behaving like they were six. I can't wait!

We watched some hobbbottom filmage. At the end of "Woe-be-gone" Nopee asked " How can you get it if you don't know what the phone number?". I had been telling her as she asked such questions "Its not real" but apparently she doesn't get it, or didn't. Ya know I wonder what would happen if you called the number on the screen. I told if she wanted I could introduce her and get an autograph from one of the stars in the silent one. I think she thought that was cool!
Am I being too mean? What do you say after you have tried to explain "it's not real" a couple of times? http://www.youtube.com/hobbbottomfilms Check 'em out!